Thursday, April 7, 2011

It's because good jobs come to those who have completely given up all hope and are one step away from applying to Wendy's.

Dear Patrick,
After being home for a century and applying to just under one million jobs, I finally got one! And, if you can believe it, it applies to me. Starting tomorrow, I will be working in a cute little frame shop in Salt Lake where I will be building frames and talking about things I know something about. Is printmaking dead? Is my degree completely worthless? As I breathe a sigh of relief, I can proudly say that they are not. Hip hip hooray!
So happy,

PS This comic was not drawn by me, but it should have been. It has been my motto and my life for the last four months. Stay in school. Forever.