Monday, February 22, 2010

It's because I was reunited with it once again last night.

Dear Patrick,
I sometimes forget my school pride. I'm sometimes a little jealous of schools with more money than we have. I sometimes think I might have been happier walking to school somewhere else where my boogs don't freeze my nostrils together. And then there's this:

and it's all worth it again. I love you, Aggie Basketball. I love you, Dee Glen Smith Spectrum. I love you, hateful, hateful students. I love you, "hostile environment".

Love always,

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

It's because pathetic is in this year.

Dear Patrick,

Cat ladies of the world: Here she is.
We're selling t shirts($15) and tote bags ($8) today and tomorrow in the library and the art building. Come. Or if you live in far away places like Lafeyette, Indiana, I can mail it to you. Or send it by pigeon. Let me know.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

It's because we all hate February 14th.

Dear Patrick,
Valentine's Day is the stupidest holiday. Naturally we're selling anti-love t shirts again. Behold:
I think I'm going to make a pro cat ladies t shirt. And judging by my past, present and realizations of what the future might hold for love in my life... maybe collecting stray cats is the way to go.

Come and get it.