Saturday, October 25, 2008

It's because my dad is a tulip.

I can't write this right now. One day I will. I love my dad. He's a great man. And I'll miss him like crazy. Especially as a tulip.

His funeral is this Wednesday at noon at the Sandy Lone Peak Stake Center on Wasatch Blvd. Please come.
There is also a viewing the night before at Larkin Mortuary from 6:00 to 8:00.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

It's because it's all about politics. It's always about politics.

Dear Patrick,
A few months ago I had heard that crazy Superdell from Totally Awesome Computers was running for governor but I forgot about it until we got the Utah Voter Information pamphlet in the mail... and it has changed my life. We were talking politics in the print lab last night and I said "So, who's voting for Superdell?" And no one knew about it. I was shocked. This is the funniest thing to hit election day that I know of. So, just so that no one else misses out on the little caption (I don't know the correct term) under his picture in the voter pamphlet, I'll write it in right now for you. Enjoy.

"SUPERDELL is your only choice because YOU didn't file. Huntsman took away your freedoms and raised taxes more than any other governor in the history of Utah. Springmeyer has admitted that he doesn't care about the Constitution. The definition of the word insane is voting for the same people while expecting change. There is no question that Dell Schanze is different. There are only 3 people on the ballot and SUPERDELL is the only one that is NOT socialist. If you are unsure then fill your heart with love, completely open your mind and pray to God earnestly. You can't afford to get this wrong and be held accountable for your choice."

Dear Superdell,
Are you serious? You are the definition of the word insane.

It creeps me out that his face is in my blog, but it just wouldn't be complete without it.

On another note, the print sale is really the 6th and 7th of November. So get rich and come buy stuff. I'll give you a cookie.

My head is a zombie head,

Friday, October 17, 2008

It's because Noah's Ark came to my house one day.

Dear Patrick,
I have recently become a mother. I didn't have a baby. I don't support babies having babies. But my BFF Matt and his wife Whit went to Disneyland for a week and left me with their baby, or kitten, Capital G. He is the tiniest kitten ever recorded. That's a lie. But he is very tiny and I have turned into a mother. Good thing I already had the hair. He requires all of my time and energy. I have to kitten proof my room. He wakes me up in the morning because he is hungry. He cries if I don't hold him while I do the dishes. He thinks I am the best chew toy. He is like a real baby. And I love him like a real baby.

This is Capital G.
He doesn't look extra tiny in that picture, but he really is. He fits nicely in my sweatshirt pocket.
Please don't tell my landlord. I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have kittens.

On a funnier note, the people in my apartment complex are completely retarded. I really got a kick out of this: That is the door to my building. Are they really so dumb that they didn't read the "$100 FINE" part? And the best part is, it basically told everything about them just in case the landlord wanted to come and get that $100 fine.

Dear Apartment 22,
Modbe isn't worth it. I promise
Love, Adrienne

Next, I love these three girls more than money. That's all.

Have a lovely fall break,

Sunday, October 12, 2008

It's because I like tic tacs too.

Dear Michael Cera,
If you are anything like the character you play in every movie slash television series, I think we would get along great. Yes. And I think we should get married.
Eternally yours,

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

It's because we have the right to vote for whichever sucker we want.

Dear George Washington,
Who would you vote for to lead your country today?

Option A:

Barack "Any change must be good change" Obama

Option B:

John "How many times can I say Maverick" McCain

Yeah, neither of them are looking that promising. I think I'm going with secret write-in Option C:

Tina Fey

Friday, October 3, 2008

It's because we should be put in a mental hospital

Dear Patrick,
I met Spike today. We are friends now. His real name is Stockton Reed Reschke. He is very photogenic. I just had to keep snapping pictures. Brooke and I were testing mustaches to see which one looked best. Please help us decide.

Option 1:
Possibly an early Salvador Dali.

Option 2:
Our little dictator.

Option 3:
Cap'n Crunch... or maybe Bella Karolyi?
My personal favorite.

Yours truly,
Wicked Aunt Adrienne

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Welcome to the world, Spike the Rockerchild Science Reschke

Dear Patrick,
This is my new baby. He came in today at about 2:30 PM, weighing 7 lbs. 1 oz. Congratulations Laura and Ben, you made a baby! I'm so so excited. Sadly, I'm stuck in Logan til Friday but I'm anxious to meet this little guy. I'm sure we'll be friends. I think this picture makes him look a bit like a garden gnome... but we've needed a garden gnome for a while and he's a cute one so I think we'll keep him.XOXO,
Auntie Ady

PS There are much better pictures on Laura and Ben's blog. Check them out. He's a cutie.